Can I do this?
I think so.
Herman Cain prefers a God-fearing doctor… apparently, so long as that God is not...– The New York Daily News, “Herman Cain: I Was Relieved When I Found Out My Cancer Physician, Dr. Abdallah, Was A Christian.” Herman Cain. Student of intolerance, but not of history. (via inothernews) I hope Herman Shit-For-Brains Cain dies of colon cancer.
To be a nice guy. People say I’m a nice guy, but it’s all in the details. Not interrupting people, not answering text messages shortly, not texting while I’m talking to somebody, apologizing, saying please and thank you, eye contact, turning my head and body to those talking to me, actually BEING THERE for my friends, and not making people laugh at another’s expense. Some...
This is America, folks
Good People: Here, sign this petition to help someone less fortunate than you who's being killed senselessly. We'll send you e-mails once a month.
Bad People: Uhhh no sorry (proceeds to watch internet porn and masturbate in tissue)
You’re more like a sunflower growing in the courtyard of an old...– Rives
Men and women’s shirts button on opposite sides so that couples can get...– Rives
43 iBooks added to the iPhone
At 2.43am, the New York Observer reported that... →
inothernews: jasencomstock: nebraska-admiral: titivil: Holy fuck. Hello, Rabbit Hole. Maybe everyone in America should read this? Oh dear. HAHAHAHA, Bloomburg is a fucking tool. Members of the media had Mayor Bloomberg and police commissioner Kelly in the Blue Room at City Hall. How many of them brought up that the media was essentially shut out of Zuccotti Park and the immediate...
Listening to Beirut while doing work
He has an undeniable ability to make everything in the world suddenly better for a little while.
I have an excel spreadsheet of books I want to read/buy. The list has 232 items on it, and that’s not including the 9 book series I want to read… There is no time.
One fine day About midnight Two dead soldiers Got in a fight. Back to back...– One Fine Day A mid-19th century poem whose origins are unknown, but most likely originated in its modern form in the British Isles or the area surrounding it. You will also note that the band The Chariot uses lines from this poem as song titles in their album The Fiancee...
Doomed from the start. Anything, everything. Yup
Oh where, oh where, is the right place to look?
I don’t know. I just know right now I’m not in the right place.
Jesus. H. Christ.
3rd cup of coffee today
‘Cos I don’t give no fucks! [edit: this is, in fact, the norm]
Top Ten Quotes Against Working For A Living →
One of the few things worth caring about.
You don’t fucking need nobody.
I don’t feel like doing work. I just feel like reading. But if I don’t do work I’m screwed. But if I don’t read I’ll go to bed unsatisfied with myself. Hmmm…which do I value higher? I’m not sure.
I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their...– BILL MAHER, Real Time (via inothernews) If I had to choose between spending time in a room with Satan or a Republican, I’d marry Satan.
Lately it seems like the only reason Muslims pay...
Totally agree with this.
Today, in "Things That Conservatives Think Are...
inothernews: Corporations Zygotes LOL the GOP is garbage. If I say it enough times it becomes true.
I hate the internet
It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around...– Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid (via c0mets) don’t leave.
Skills everybody should have (and should teach to...
In no particular order: - Cooking/Baking - How to ride a bike - How to repair and maintain that bike (seat, tires, wheels, chain, etc.) - How to write cursive - How to print neatly - How to swim - How to woodwork/use power tools - Basic electrical repair - Basic plumbing repair - Basic self-defense - How to mow the lawn/do other lawn work - Public speaking skills - Basic car repair - How to run...
Whaaaaat is this feeling I'm feeling?